LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Living Things MUSIC REVIEW

What happens when a band made a very, very polarized album different from what they ever made in their life?
They say, "I'm sorry, I am only human" through an album.
(cluck cluck cluck, cluck)

What do you mean nobody ever does that?
(cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck cluck)

Really?
(cluck cluck)

No one except Linkin Park?
(cluck cluck, cluuuuck)

What? You mean Living Things was never an apology letter for that bad album?
(pea cuuuuck--achoo!)

...Well, this opening is more wrong than pointless....Sorry, guys--I'm only human. *shrugs*

GUNS N ROSES: Appetite For Destruction MUSIC REVIEW

Metal....Punk....Glam....and Blues....these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect dangerous rock band, but Axl Rose can't help but being a perfectionist and added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to their debut album.....MOANING.

Thus, APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION WAS BORN!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! A Thousand Suns MUSIC REVIEW

Alright, let's get this over with. No joke openings, no sweet openings...Hell, I don't think this one is even worth to have its album cover on this review...Ugh, okay fine. Since I did let Simple Plan's album cover added on that review, I might as well just do so out of goodness sake.

This is Linkin Park's....A Thousand Suns.

  

WEEZER: The White Album MUSIC REVIEW

I got the Blues for you,
But then I felt so Green...
...when he's with you,
You don't know how Red I am...
...when I see you in White,
Now, all I'm waiting for...
...For the beach turned Black...
I will not get over this,
No no...
Because I'm Mr. Brightside...

Because you know....the bright side is usually "white"...

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Minutes to Midnight MUSIC REVIEW

Now I think you guys have heard this joke before:

Some random guy #1: Hey man, what time is it?

Some random guy #2: It's...passed "Minutes To Midnight".

Some random guy #1: Shiiiiiite....then why are we still in Lincoln Park?

Some random guy #2: ....I don't know....and I don't even know who you are.

Some random guy #1: ....Me neither....I don't even know who I am...

....Okay, you probably never heard most of the last conversations, but you know what? It's still a terrible, stupid joke that is too easy to write so that's why I'm not gonna start this review with that joke.
....
....
....Fudge, I just did, didn't I?....

SIMPLE PLAN: Taking One For The Team MUSIC REVIEW

I'm sorry, Simple Plan.

I'm taking one for the team, guys. The team that thinks this is a bad album.

BECAUSE IT F#@&ING IS!!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Meteora MUSIC REVIEW

English-looking tourist: Excuse me, but I'm looking for this place called "Lincoln Park".

Some random guy: Oh, I know that place! It's in the heavens above!

English-looking tourist: .....Err, what?

Some random guy: Yeah, the place Lincoln Park is suspended in the air!

English-looking tourist: *looks up* ....What the heck are you talking ab--

Linkin Park: *falls from the sky in flame like a huge meteor* I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUMB!!!!

English-looking tourist and some random guy: METEOR AAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away*

Linkin Park: IT'S EASIEEEEER TO RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

PANIC! AT THE DISCO: Death of A Bachelor MUSIC REVIEW

PANIC!!!!

...At a disco somewhere...Probably in Hell?...Around sometime...During Frank Sinatra's time?...

...This is Death of a Bachelor and that was a bad joke.

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! MUSIC REVIEW

So, as obvious as it is, I am a big fan of Linkin Park's music. They have been around my radar ever since we had Cable TV. And I would go on MTV, Channel V and Hitz FM just to watch music videos from various huge artists around the 2000s. It was also the same era that I stumbled upon the many awesome rock artists and bands which stood out from what I called "Mediocre Rock" (or 2000's pop rock). The Strokes, Simple Plan, White Stripes, Slipknot, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Daft Punk, Et Cetera (an expression but there is actually a Canadian band with that name so that's pretty cool.)
And holy hell, how could I forget Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance [intentionally forgotten]. The first few songs and music videos from them were "Numb" and "Points of Authority". But I only started becoming their fan after Mike Shinoda's solo project Fort Minor and their upcoming single "What I've Done" which came out in Transformers the Movie. So the first album I ever owned was "Minutes to Midnight"--except that it was not an original album.

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Hybrid Theory MUSIC REVIEW

Hybrid Theory!!...Where do I start?
Like I said in the previous blog, this wasn't my first album that got me exposed to their music. But their singles "In The End", "One Step Closer", and "Papercut" was somehow available in our old iPod (yeah, we shared an iPod)--possibly downloaded at the same time we first got the music player.