GUNS N ROSES: Appetite For Destruction MUSIC REVIEW

Metal....Punk....Glam....and Blues....these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect dangerous rock band, but Axl Rose can't help but being a perfectionist and added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to their debut album.....MOANING.

Thus, APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION WAS BORN!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! A Thousand Suns MUSIC REVIEW

Alright, let's get this over with. No joke openings, no sweet openings...Hell, I don't think this one is even worth to have its album cover on this review...Ugh, okay fine. Since I did let Simple Plan's album cover added on that review, I might as well just do so out of goodness sake.

This is Linkin Park's....A Thousand Suns.

  

WEEZER: The White Album MUSIC REVIEW

I got the Blues for you,
But then I felt so Green...
...when he's with you,
You don't know how Red I am...
...when I see you in White,
Now, all I'm waiting for...
...For the beach turned Black...
I will not get over this,
No no...
Because I'm Mr. Brightside...

Because you know....the bright side is usually "white"...

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Minutes to Midnight MUSIC REVIEW

Now I think you guys have heard this joke before:

Some random guy #1: Hey man, what time is it?

Some random guy #2: It's...passed "Minutes To Midnight".

Some random guy #1: Shiiiiiite....then why are we still in Lincoln Park?

Some random guy #2: ....I don't know....and I don't even know who you are.

Some random guy #1: ....Me neither....I don't even know who I am...

....Okay, you probably never heard most of the last conversations, but you know what? It's still a terrible, stupid joke that is too easy to write so that's why I'm not gonna start this review with that joke.
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....Fudge, I just did, didn't I?....

SIMPLE PLAN: Taking One For The Team MUSIC REVIEW

I'm sorry, Simple Plan.

I'm taking one for the team, guys. The team that thinks this is a bad album.

BECAUSE IT F#@&ING IS!!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Meteora MUSIC REVIEW

English-looking tourist: Excuse me, but I'm looking for this place called "Lincoln Park".

Some random guy: Oh, I know that place! It's in the heavens above!

English-looking tourist: .....Err, what?

Some random guy: Yeah, the place Lincoln Park is suspended in the air!

English-looking tourist: *looks up* ....What the heck are you talking ab--

Linkin Park: *falls from the sky in flame like a huge meteor* I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUMB!!!!

English-looking tourist and some random guy: METEOR AAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away*

Linkin Park: IT'S EASIEEEEER TO RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

PANIC! AT THE DISCO: Death of A Bachelor MUSIC REVIEW

PANIC!!!!

...At a disco somewhere...Probably in Hell?...Around sometime...During Frank Sinatra's time?...

...This is Death of a Bachelor and that was a bad joke.