SIMPLE PLAN: Taking One For The Team MUSIC REVIEW

I'm sorry, Simple Plan.

I'm taking one for the team, guys. The team that thinks this is a bad album.

BECAUSE IT F#@&ING IS!!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Meteora MUSIC REVIEW

English-looking tourist: Excuse me, but I'm looking for this place called "Lincoln Park".

Some random guy: Oh, I know that place! It's in the heavens above!

English-looking tourist: .....Err, what?

Some random guy: Yeah, the place Lincoln Park is suspended in the air!

English-looking tourist: *looks up* ....What the heck are you talking ab--

Linkin Park: *falls from the sky in flame like a huge meteor* I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUMB!!!!

English-looking tourist and some random guy: METEOR AAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away*

Linkin Park: IT'S EASIEEEEER TO RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

PANIC! AT THE DISCO: Death of A Bachelor MUSIC REVIEW

PANIC!!!!

...At a disco somewhere...Probably in Hell?...Around sometime...During Frank Sinatra's time?...

...This is Death of a Bachelor and that was a bad joke.