LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Living Things MUSIC REVIEW

What happens when a band made a very, very polarized album different from what they ever made in their life?
They say, "I'm sorry, I am only human" through an album.
(cluck cluck cluck, cluck)

What do you mean nobody ever does that?
(cluck cluck, cluck cluck cluck cluck)

Really?
(cluck cluck)

No one except Linkin Park?
(cluck cluck, cluuuuck)

What? You mean Living Things was never an apology letter for that bad album?
(pea cuuuuck--achoo!)

...Well, this opening is more wrong than pointless....Sorry, guys--I'm only human. *shrugs*

GUNS N ROSES: Appetite For Destruction MUSIC REVIEW

Metal....Punk....Glam....and Blues....these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect dangerous rock band, but Axl Rose can't help but being a perfectionist and added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to their debut album.....MOANING.

Thus, APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION WAS BORN!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! A Thousand Suns MUSIC REVIEW

Alright, let's get this over with. No joke openings, no sweet openings...Hell, I don't think this one is even worth to have its album cover on this review...Ugh, okay fine. Since I did let Simple Plan's album cover added on that review, I might as well just do so out of goodness sake.

This is Linkin Park's....A Thousand Suns.

  

WEEZER: The White Album MUSIC REVIEW

I got the Blues for you,
But then I felt so Green...
...when he's with you,
You don't know how Red I am...
...when I see you in White,
Now, all I'm waiting for...
...For the beach turned Black...
I will not get over this,
No no...
Because I'm Mr. Brightside...

Because you know....the bright side is usually "white"...

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Minutes to Midnight MUSIC REVIEW

Now I think you guys have heard this joke before:

Some random guy #1: Hey man, what time is it?

Some random guy #2: It's...passed "Minutes To Midnight".

Some random guy #1: Shiiiiiite....then why are we still in Lincoln Park?

Some random guy #2: ....I don't know....and I don't even know who you are.

Some random guy #1: ....Me neither....I don't even know who I am...

....Okay, you probably never heard most of the last conversations, but you know what? It's still a terrible, stupid joke that is too easy to write so that's why I'm not gonna start this review with that joke.
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....
....Fudge, I just did, didn't I?....

SIMPLE PLAN: Taking One For The Team MUSIC REVIEW

I'm sorry, Simple Plan.

I'm taking one for the team, guys. The team that thinks this is a bad album.

BECAUSE IT F#@&ING IS!!!

LINKIN-PARK-A-THON!!!!! Meteora MUSIC REVIEW

English-looking tourist: Excuse me, but I'm looking for this place called "Lincoln Park".

Some random guy: Oh, I know that place! It's in the heavens above!

English-looking tourist: .....Err, what?

Some random guy: Yeah, the place Lincoln Park is suspended in the air!

English-looking tourist: *looks up* ....What the heck are you talking ab--

Linkin Park: *falls from the sky in flame like a huge meteor* I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUUUUMB!!!!

English-looking tourist and some random guy: METEOR AAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away*

Linkin Park: IT'S EASIEEEEER TO RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!